Poking The Koala Bear

I think Codie’s perspective on male patience will resonate with many people here:

You know what I learned early on by dating a really serious, strong man? You just don’t test a man’s patience and then audition for the role of victim when it finally runs out.

I tried all of this early on in my relationship and it made me miserable. Because you can’t poke, prod and cross lines and then act stunned when his voice drops an octave.

A good man like my husband, he’ll be patient and gentle and forgiving, because he’s trying to protect me and you from all the rough edges. But especially with men, I’ve realized patience is not an infinite resource.

You know, I jokingly often call it Chris’s credit line. And when you keep swiping at it with disrespect, eventually the bill comes due. So you can’t get mad when a man is stern and serious after being poked and prodded. I jokingly say “Even a koala bear is still a bear.”

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Belt Spanked In Bondage

A panties-down belt spanking in her own bed with her hands and feet tightly tied to avoid unseemly struggling? How cruel!

face down bedroom  bondage belt whipping

The art is by Alazar.

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Lucille Ball Herding Catgirls, With A Whip

This amazing scene of catgirl herding at whip-point is said to be from “a 1946 Ziegfeld Follies movie”, which would have to be this one:

Lucille Ball herding catgirls through a burlesque dance number with a long whip

There’s a better version of the following clip here:

Wild!

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“That’s Gonna Leave A Mark!”

I don’t know what Michaela did to earn a bottom-bruising paddling in front of the cameras at Firm Hand Spanking way back in 2008, but I am very confident she didn’t sit comfortably for about a week:

bottom bruises from a good solid paddle punishment

A paddling like that doesn’t just leave bruises, it creates memories!

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Whipped With A Rubber Squid

Technically this is a “fucking huge” fishing lure but it might as well be a squid-shaped rubber whip:

As always, Pale is a good sport about letting Dale test out his new toy on his favorite toy.

I doubt there’s any truth to Dale’s claim that the lure is for catching “large-eye ass….”

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Catherine Spaak Spanked Into Marriage

With apologies for the poor image quality, this photo is said to be actress Catherine Spaak being spanked by Jean Louis Trintignant in the 1968 sex comedy movie The Libertine:

a spanking marriage demand proposal for Catherine Spaak

From the September 1969 issue of Continental Film Review. According to the Wikipedia article, in the spanking scene he spanks her “until she finally agrees to marry him.” Does that trick ever work?

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Farmer’s Daughter Quirted For A Kiss

In this layout in the November 1976 issue of Cheri magazine, the proverbial farmer’s daughter is menaced by her mother with a plausible and quite severe-looking leather quirt for the crime of kissing a farm boy out behind the barn:

farm girl threatened with a leather quirt whipping for kissing a boy behind the barn

Meanwhile that callow youth worthlessly just stand there and smirks; he’s no good to her at all!

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