Jack Nicholson Likes Spanking
I finally found a citation for the persistent rumor that Jack Nicholson is a spanko. According to this article, British actress Karen Mayo-Chandler wrote (in the October 1989 Playboy) that Nicholson is “into fun and games in bed, all the really horny things I get off on, like spankings, handcuffs, whips and Polaroid pictures. His idea of being sexy is dressing in blue-satin boxer shorts and fluorescent orange socks and chasing me around the room with a Ping-Pong paddle.”
Don’t try and visualize that. It will hurt your brain.
Oh ew! Too late — I already visualized it!
Good God, I remember reading this exact issue back in the day!
I’m …. not coming back here now :)
ah only kidding – but please … no bad visuals :)
Aaaaaahhhhhhh – get it out – get it out!!!!!! It hurts my brain!!!!!!!!!!