Figging Mail
Getting this kind of mail is part of what makes this blog fun. Annie writes:
Hi SpankBoss,
My dear husband has asked… ok, ordered… me to write to you and thank you for your wonderful blog site. He has learned new tricks from your site, specifically, the art of figging. I am also instructed to sincerely apologize to you. He will be reading this before I hit “send” to make sure I have completed my assignment.
I sit here now freshly paddled with a large ginger root firmly placed up my bum. This email to you is part of my lesson since I took your name in vain when he inserted the dreaded root to further amplify my punishment for having, once again, failed to get my overdue car inspection. The punishment paddling was deserved, I acknowledge, and I will certainly attend to the car inspection tomorrow or suffer the same fate tomorrow evening.
He first used the ginger root about a month ago after learning about it from your blog. I had never heard of such a thing so I had no warning as to what I might expect. He had me bound over the large ottoman for an evening play session during which I knew I would experience a sore bottom, but this I could never have anticipated! After a rather lovely warming up with a flogger, he told me he had a surprise for me. (I remember it with particular vividness at this moment since my bum is, at this moment, in flames as it was that evening after he poked his surprise into my bottom then sat back to watch.) After its insertion and his delight at its effectiveness, he spanked me quite thoroughly with a variety of dastardly implements including the cane, but I had little thought, or feeling, of anything besides the agony of my bumhole. He found it quite amusing all in all but due to the level of my distress decided to reserve future figging for punishment, as it is being used now to my great regret.
It was the appearance of the prepared root this evening that caused me to refer to you in a disparaging manner, since it was your blog that started the practice. I do apologize, Sir, and assure you it was nothing personal!
Sincerely,
AnnieNote from Annie’s husband:
As my wife said, I read her email and I approve the contents. Except for the sarcastic tone in her opening sentence for which she will be paddled one more time tonight. I’m tempted to send her to bed afterwards with a new ginger root in her ass. She has earned it.
Your blog is great!
“The dreaded root….” (Snicker)
Hi guus n gals.
Actually this has been used in England for years: it was a Victorian obsession. I love it when administering full judicial punishments to subbies. There is another slick way to do it: there’s a company here in England which makes essential essence oils (including ginger and hot chili) which can be inserted in the anus or rubbed on a freshly thrashed bottom. And if you are exceptionally wicked and into electrosex as well you can coat the stainless steel electrode with the oil, insert that in the anus, turn the power on, and cane the subbie whilst restrained.
From a very wicked English reader…
mrstimm
Oh yes, I never claimed to invent this — far from it! I think Annie just meant that she and her husband first heard of it here.
Mr Stimm – A URL for that company who do the essential oil of ginger would be greatly appreciated :-)
Ginger Oil on my sub’s bottom to teach her a lesson when she’s in for punishment sounds just what I’d be after… (So much easier to prepare than having to peel and shape a root!)
A fellow wicked English reader.
oh, now that’s just scary… *shudders at the thought*
B., essential oils are everywhere. Just go to your corner health food store.
Doms are so lazy.
Claire – true, but I’ve not seen ginger essential oil at my local store!
for portability, buy a tin of ginger altoids. they taste horrid so i wouldn’t recommend actually eating them, but they do burn rather well when moistened and inserted…
As an alternative to Ginger I recently tried Chilli powder, mixed with water and frozen in an ice cube.
This slipped very easily into B’s bottom and I pushed it up as far as I could with my finger. The effect was almost instanteous as the ice melted inside her bottom very quickly.
She tells me the burn was intense, and far more powerful than the Ginger root we’d tried before. Her gyrations were something to behold and unlike Ginger root, once the ice as melted and the chilli powder begun it’s awful work there is no way to stop it.
B rode the pain for a full 30 minutes, taking a pretty good caning in the meantime, and coming to climax very quickly afterwards.
She is currently bent over awaiting her next insertion, this time with a Curry powder ice cube which she as specifically requested before her next caning.
Report on this will follow.
My bottom just quivers reading your site!
[…] Here’s an email received at and published by Spanking Blog by the recipient of a figging — sounds like fun! My dear husband has asked… ok, ordered… me to write to you and thank you for your wonderful blog site. He has learned new tricks from your site, specifically, the art of figging. I am also instructed to sincerely apologize to you. He will be reading this before I hit “send” to make sure I have completed my assignment. […]
I have found it difficult to locate chunks of ginger root that will stay put for a paddling. In order to overcome this problem I devised a method of figging that works wonders. First I constructed a plunger much like one used for placing medicine in the vagina. This is made with an aluminum rod and a ½” by 6” piece of ABS drip irrigation tubing. The Ginger is then grated with a fine grater and packed into the plunger.
The plunger is held just over the rose bud of the bottom and one gradual push the pulp is pushed into the ass. The effect is much stronger than a solid chunk since the pulp is quite liquid and pulp mixed. The burning builds for about 20 minutes as the spanking is given. At the end the sub is allowed to expel into the toilet. Then shower to get off the excess. Good luck figging is the best thing since lube!