Bad BDSM Personals

Apropos the last post, from Mistress Matisse’s latest column on translating BDSM personal ads:

The ad says, “I AM A TRUE DOMINATE, I WANT VERY MUCH TO PLEAZE YOU.” The translation is, “I’m a horny Net geek with no fucking idea what any of this BDSM shit means. I’m just hoping some pussy falls onto my face.”

Indeed.

February 26th, 2005 | 7 Comments »

  1. Elizabeth commented on March 10th, 2005:

    It’s that kind of idiot that gives the lifestyle a bad name.

  2. Julie commented on March 10th, 2005:

    I think in the mind of these guys, the equation is something like this:

    “woman into spanking and domination” = “kinky” = “horny” = “loves casual sex”

    All they care about is the last part, and they ignore all the rest–when, of course, the whole thinking process is wrong.

  3. Jimbo commented on March 10th, 2005:

    …When, ironically enough, they probably don’t really actually have much to do with it!

  4. Anonymous commented on March 10th, 2005:

    Damn HNGs. They’re making it harder for guys that are really looking for someone. Bondage.com and Collarme.com are both trying to provide a decent matchmaking environment but it isn’t easy.

    Heck, those HNGs are making it hardest for single guys trying to enter their local BDSM scene, especially single male Doms. No play partner equals no chance to build reputation equals no chance to play or find a play partner.

  5. John Doe commented on March 10th, 2005:

    For those of us (dominant males) who can actually put together a coherent sentence or two, where would you suggest posting a personal ad?

    alt.com is incredibly expensive (IMHO), and I haven’t found any other site that has the requisite critical mass of users necessary to find a suitable partner.

  6. Terra Incognita commented on June 25th, 2005:

    LOL – the “dominate” always gets me! I missed that comment by Mstrs Matisse – I should go check out the last few weeks of The Stranger… thanks for the re-post, that made me fall off my chair laughing!

    And as for Anonymous’s comment – sure the HNG’s make things difficult on the net, but there are just as many off the net. I get hit on every day that I leave the house (and I’m NOT what one would consider classically beautiful, at 260lbs) by some guy who thinks I’ll be easy… that makes me distrust any strange guy in person just as much as the HNG’s make me cautious about who I give personal info to on the net.

  7. gateway commented on June 26th, 2005:

    bondage.com is a huge bondage/fetish/bdsm community site.. and you can get your account free.. im just passing this on..

    bondage.com

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