Jesus Spanks For Naughtiness
This is really Adele’s story and I feel guilty for “borrowing” it. But it’s too much fun not to share.
Seems she found one of those illustrated tracts for children explaining that (and this is a direct quote) “sometimes that’s why we get sick, because the Lord is spanking us for being naughty.”
O RLY?
Yes, really. There’s even a drawing:
Adele has the whole page I cropped this from.
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Given that I got emailed that picture, I can hardly claim finder’s honours, but thank you very much for sensitive linking :)
Isn’t it amazing that people will always blame the Lord for things that go wrong but will not give Him credit for things that go right?
So it seems that JC, when he spanks, takes down the jeans but not the panties. Perhaps to avoid tasteless jokes about the resurrection?
Also, it’s interesting that he seems to be a southpaw. There was a fairly bad Bogart movie back in the 50s called The Left Hand of God, but I don’t think it involved anyone getting spanked – by JC or anybody else….