How To Leave Your Spanking Mark
It’s been awhile since we’ve blogged spanking links from Violet Blue; she’s hella busy these days and I suspect not getting her bottom properly and regularly tended to. But today she dropped a link to a great Instructable on how to carve the foam off a ping-pong paddle so that you can leave any simple design on somebody’s bottom by simply spanking them:
The instructions are pretty simple. The Spanking Blog summary, in the best internet meme tradition, goes like this:
1) Get paddle.
2) Print art.
3) Tape art to paddle.
4) Cut along lines.
5) Scrape out the foam inside the lines.
6) Spank people.
7) ???
8) Profit!
But of course the Instructables version is more detailed, with handy tips and tricks, and the internet equivalent of Arlo’s 8″x10″ color glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one explaining what it was about.
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That sounds like good, wholesome (?) fun. Not sure I *want* any designs on my bottom, but I love that somebody came up with it in the first place
I wonder if you could do a reverse impression by cutting the design out of a piece of foam and gluing it to a wooden paddle. Have to try that sometime . . .
Just wanted to point out that your link to the instructables site is broken a little; it’s missing the ‘h’ from http://…
…apparently only the 2nd link is broken.
Fixed, thanks!
Genius I tell ya! Genius. Best post ever. And yes, I am shouting.
Them’s 8 x 10 glossies, but an excellent reference nonetheless.
You’re right, and I’ve fixed it.