The Sound Of Silence? No, Of Spanking!
Cranky Spanker has come up with some parody spanking lyrics. Simon and Garfunkle’s The Sound of Silence is become The Sound of Spanking:
Hello sweetheart, my dear friend
I’ve come to paddle your rear end
Across my knee then you came crawling
So deep, so hard in love was I falling
I lifted your skirt
And I bared your pretty bum
It won’t hurt
Waiting, for the sounds,
Of spanking
There are two more verses, too.
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