Ball-Buster Paddle
Being a not-very-switchy type who doesn’t much enjoy my own experiences of pain, I feel I really must disapprove of the stated purpose for this long-handled fast-moving hard wooden “ball-buster” paddle. That limited striking/impact area will concentrate the smack-force, too, and the foam side doesn’t make me feel much better about it! However, as you read the catalog copy below, keep in mind that the paddle would be every bit as useful for the purpose of delivering severe breast spankings resulting in lovely round welts and bruises. Top men, keep that image firmly in mind as you read; you’ll feel better, and it might save you from clutching at yourself.
Turn him into a doting slave with the Ball Buster Paddle. Made of beautiful, polished Birchwood, this paddle is 16″ in length. Attached to one side of the paddling end is a 3″ diameter, ½” thick foam pad to lessen the sting a bit. Paddle has a long, leather loop on one end for hanging. You’ll love this paddle so much, you’ll want to bust his balls daily.
Here, let me fix that for you:
Turn her into a doting slave with the Breast-Buster Paddle. Made of beautiful polished birchwood, this paddle is 16″ in length. Attached to one side of the paddling end is a 3″ diameter, ½” thick foam pad to lessen the sting a bit. Paddle has a long, leather loop on one end for hanging. You’ll love this paddle so much, you’ll want to bust her boobs daily.
Isn’t that better? Momentary maledom/top panic: averted.
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I guess it’s momentarily better if you’re so insecure in your own masculinity you can’t handle someone else’s kink.
Gosh, humorless much? I think it’s pretty clear I’m mocking my own insecurities here.