Donald Trump Spanked By His Own Face
Oh, my, this isn’t narcissistic at all: Mother Jones reports that Stormy Daniels, during her dalliance with Donald Trump, was asked by him to spank him with a copy of the Forbes magazine that had his face on the cover. (We’ll pass quickly over the creepy fact that two of his children were also in the photo.)
In early 2009, Daniels announced that she was considering challenging Sen. David Vitter, the Louisiana Republican who two years earlier had been snared in a sex scandal. According to a May 8, 2009, email written by an operative advising Daniels, who asked not to be identified, Daniels at one point scrolled through her cellphone contacts to provide her consultants with a list of names. On the list: Donald Trump.
This email was sent to Andrea Dubé, a Democratic political consultant based in New Orleans. In response, Dubé expressed surprise that Daniels was friendly with Trump. “Donald Trump?” she wrote. “In her cell phone?”
“Yep,” the other consultant replied. “She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”
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Dubé and the other consultant confirmed to Mother Jones they exchanged these emails.
The campaign consultant who wrote the email to Dubé tells Mother Jones that Daniels said the spanking came during a series of sexual and romantic encounters with Trump and that it involved a copy of Forbes with Trump on the cover.
Standing offer: if any Spanking Blog reader with artistic talent wishes to create artwork of Stormy spanking The Donald with his own face, I would be happy to publish it here. I can’t afford to compensate you for it, but I’d be happy to link your Patreons and commission pages.
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Never happened, of course, any more than Trump ever had Russian prostitutes urinate on him. That lie having about run its course, Daniels had to think up something else kinky. I’m surprised, though, given the Left’s pathological hatred of Trump, that someone hasn’t put together a drawing of this sort already. Somebody a few years ago did a “Putin Spanks Obama” figurine, of all things, but I would assume sales were dismal.
Except of course that this story long pre-dates the Russian story or Trump’s candidacy; it’s from 2009. it might be a lie, but if so, it’s got nothing to do with current politics; truth or lie, it was told nearly a decade ago.
And, of course, you weren’t there. So what we’ve got here is a man with an opinion that a woman he never met must OF COURSE be telling lies about her sexual encounters. It’s an ugly look.
Can we please have Mike Pence instead?