To Spank A Comic Strip Queen
The above bit of over-edited comic-strip queen-spanking caught my eye the other day, and I bethought myself to do a quick bit of research on it, since of course it had no attribution. Image research has become an adventure now that Google has shot its reverse image search service in the balls and refuses to return anything but Pinterest results; the Google results for this spanking art are, literally, eight results from different Pinterest pages and nothing else. Seriously, Google, do you expect us to believe that it doesn’t exist anywhere on BlogSpot, Tumblr, Twitter, or Facebook? I fuckin’ saw it in four different places on Twitter for fucks sake, that’s how it came to my attention!
So, it’s not as easy as it used to be to track down spanking artwork sources and high-quality “original” scans. But this isn’t my first rodeo, is it? No, children, Daddy has been doing this since Alta Vista was the hottest new invention in search engines. Daddy was doing this when Yahoo Groups was a thing. Daddy was searching for spanking porn when that meant typing “spanking” into an Archie server in the hopes that it might have access to an FTP archive of alt.sex.spanking. No matter how bad the #pornocalypse weather gets, Daddy knows where the spanking porn is buried. Daddy knows where to look.
And in this case, the place to look is, of course, the Chicago Spanking Review, which maintains a well-curated collection of comic strip spanking art. (I would say “obsessively-curated” instead of “well-curated” but I don’t know how to say the word “obsessively” online while conveying the proper tone of deep admiration.) And according to that fine resource, the art above is a color-reduced, dialog-bubble-stripped version of a panel from a Swedish edition of The Phantom comic strip in which one Count Jorge spanks Queen Pera:
Of course this is not the only panel or edition of the strip featuring the spanking in question, nor is it the only spanking that appears in The Phantom strip overall; luckily (except of course, luck has nothing to do with it, hard work and the aforementioned obsession being much more to the point) the Chicago Spanking Review has a nifty Phantom Spanking Index at the bottom of this page.
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What do you think about Yandex? It returned a bunch of places where this (lovely!) image has been posted…
A nice pic and fascinating commentary. Well done.
Yandex has its issues … for instance, it tends to send you to malware/coin-mining hell… but it’s much better than Google these days for porn image searching.
How about meticulously curated? No negative connotations there.
Thank you, “Daddy”! ^_^
(Not sure if my sassy tone, comes across right but, considering that this may be my first comment – I’m not sure if I ever had the guts to actually submit a comment before, calling you “Daddy” earnestly just wouldn’t feel right. Though your post just begs for someone to say it. ^_^
And the “Thank you” is very heartfelt.
This blog means a lot for me, much more than I’m ready to share in a public comment, anyway, it’s good to say it: Thank you!