Pussy-Spanking Camshow
So I got an email from a correspondent I’ll refer to as Mister P. This may be typical internet wankery, but if it’s good wankery, do we even care?
Whatever. Mister P is obviously a fan of what we do here. He’s familiar with the venerable legacy of appreciation at Spanking Blog for the wooden spoon as a spanking implement. And he seems to share my previously-expressed skepticism about self-spanking, which often strikes me as fairly weak tea, spanking-fetish-wise. Furthermore he professes an enjoyment of the wooden spoon as a pussy spanking toy, which makes sense to me, although honestly I have not seen all that very much of this in my roundups of spanking porn over the years.
Apparently Mr. P found a fun and persuasive example of self-inflicted pussy spanking while he was making the rounds of the spanking cams recently. He writes:
Hail SpankBoss! Thank you for everything you do. Long time fan of your spanking blog.
Over the years I’ve enjoyed your many posts about wooden spoon spankings. I really like wooden spoons for spanking. They hit hard, they’re very precise, and they’re right there, in every kitchen. I especially enjoy using them for pussy spanking! There was this one girl I dated for a while who really got off on it, and she kinda programmed me to like it too.
I’ve seen you write about fetish camgirls in the past. Lately with in-person dating being complicated, I’ve spent a lot of time on various camsites. I can’t afford many private shows but I’ll tip some tokens to the girls that hustle in their public rooms. I like to look for submissive camgirls who really put their bodies on the line — nipple clamps, hot wax, anything that looks like it actually hurts. Yeah, I’m mean that way.
The other day I came across one really hard-core lady doing a masturbation show. She started out by spanking the hell out of her own pussy with my favorite, a wooden spoon! Not just a few tappy-taps, either. She would smack up and down her slit, and even on her clit! Her whole cunt got bright red, while she’d yelp and cry. If she’s not a real masochist, then she’s a real actress. Or maybe both? It was super fun to watch. Self-spanking is usually pretty boring for me, but this girl really sold it.
There was more from Mister P, but you get the idea.
The wooden-spoon pussy-spanking screenshots I’m using for art on this post didn’t come with the email. They’re from my directories of long-lost tumblr porn.
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