A Simple Guide To Women
I saw this somewhere recently. It may not always work, but there’s a kernel of truth in it, at least:
Women are not complicated.
When you know she’s in a grumpy mood, walk in her door with your belt dangling from one hand and a bag of takeout food in the other hand. Watch to see which one she looks at first. She either needs a snack or a spanking.
Or both.
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