The Twelve Spanking Days of Christmas
Hoo, boy, The Boss knows how to have him some holiday fun:
We are starting a new tradition around here: The 12 spanking days of Christmas. On the first day, I’m going to give Invidia one cane swat. On the second she gets two hand swats and then one cane swat. Etc., etc., all the way up to the very exciting twelfth day. (Invidia can hardly wait. Dare I say she’s aquiver with excitement?) I still haven’t decided on the roster of implements, but I’ll have that down by the 25th, you can be sure!
Sing it with me, people! “On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me….” For the math-impaired, The Boss is talking about 12 + 11 + 10 + 9 + 8 + 7 + 6 + 5 + 4 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 78 swats of various kinds on the twelfth day of Christmas, delivered of course onto a bottom likely still to remember the previous day’s 66. Assuming he delivers the full suite of Christmas gifts, allowing not his hand to be stayed by pity, etc….
My dear lord! Being a touch on the math-impaired side, I hadn’t realized the full implications of this spanking extravaganza that he’s planned . . . in permutations of twelve! Somebody will have to kidnap me and hold me in protective custody until after Epiphany. Anyone? Please?
Aww, you know you’ll enjoy the attention. And besides, the kidnapping scheme would not work. A man like The Boss with a demonstrated mathematical mind is fully capable of calculating daily compound interest on undelivered spankings….
Poor Invidia. I’d be happy to take some of the smacks you might deem excessive, since it looks like I may not get a Christmas spanking at all. :-( I doubt TheBoss would be interested in letting Kam steal any of his thunder though. ;-)
Dude!! What a fantastic idea. I am SO doing this with Danor next year ;)
It’s not too late! The first day of Christmas is the 25th. Start now and enjoy a very merry Christmas season! =)
i dont think i can wait till x-mas for that have any other good ones