Beach Spanking During The Pandemic
Someone on Twitter shared local news footage of the wild beach party that’s going on in south Texas among drunk people with an insufficient respect for the global pandemic. The news clip included about three seconds of amusing footage of people spanking each other.
I don’t imagine I need to explain that if by some hideous miscarriage of emergency management, the powers that be were to make the grievous mistake of putting me in charge of public health in Texas, the beach spankings administered would be entirely of another character. All those strong-armed Texas Department of Safety officers seen in the original news clip would be swinging prison straps until their arms were sore, and the party would soon become a lot more subdued.
Meanwhile, here’s the pandemic beach spanking clip as an animated .gif:
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