Ass Raped By Bears
Best. Comment flame. Ever.
Folks, I tend to screen out the “you sick perverts, you all suck” comments that get left here — and they do — because nobody comes to Spanking Blog to have their lifestyle condemned. But sometimes I just have to share the best ones. (And it’s also a useful reminder to stay safe out there, in a world full of crazies.)
Here’s a comment that someone tried to leave yesterday:
YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARDS YOU ALL DESERVE TO GET ASS RAPED BY A PANDA. bURN IN HELL YOU SICK FUCKS!!!!!
I’m thinkin’ that’s gonna be one busy panda….
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I think what you really deserve is a good old fashioned trousers down spanking. It hardly seems fair on the panda does it? Nice to see comments arriving from a more imaginative type of contributor though.
Definitely a very busy panda! Or maybe the panda and all his brothers, cousins, uncles, and friends will do the deed! And if we’re sick because we like spanking…that ‘person’ is extra disgusting for using such foul language and suggesting beastiality (or however you spell it) as a ‘punishment’!
Damn…I need a spanking now, I’m a sick bastard, huh? I suppose I’ll keep an eye out for the evil panda…
Emilie
Another panda spanking? It’s getting so old!
Of course, it’s said that one of the problems with breeding pandas in captivity is that they have a relatively low sex drive. Perhaps your correspondent is merely keen to protect an endangered species, suggesting that regular access to spanking pictures might prove uplifting for the panda population?
Now I think he was grabbing for the first thing that came to mind. What was the closest punishment like spanking but not spanking he could wish doled out to us that maybe we would not enjoy? An ass-raping. And what was most like a PAddle that was not a paddle? A PAnda!
You can tell the dude was in a hurry because of the lack of proofing on the reverse capitalization and no commas.
Still, a VERY creative flame.
And I think we should be at least mildly tolerant of his own (possibly as of yet unacknowledged) panda fetish.
That made me laugh!!! I’ve never heard of or thought of an ass raping by a panda. And he called us sick bastards?? LOL
I’m with Alison–With *that* attitude, he’s cruising for one serious trip over my knee! Not to mention a bar of soap in the mouth and some corner time!
DAvid’s commet is moving us on in the interpretation of this. It is – in the true sense – Freudian. To continue it … PA, as out of ‘paddle’. DA as out of ‘dad’ … so ‘panda’ is a condensation of : paddled by your dad, Further, PAN is obviously ‘Pan’ as in the deity of lust, out of which comes ‘panic’ and ‘pandemonium’.
So plse do share with us any more like literate dissers of us perves.
lol–panda bear! That’s a new one; but I think I read on MSNBC.com that panda’s have a low sex drive. Maybe ass raping all us will do the trick and we can have more baby panda bears for when the ass raping one wants to retire. Also, I agree with David–this guy has a panda fetish that is yet unacknowledged. Maybe he’s mad there are no ass raping panda websites.
Bunny!
Is this the origin of the term “Pander to all your needs” ?
I think “Ass Raping Pandas” are a bit questionable on the “Sick” scale! Anyhow I have to go now as there’s a Panda at the door with a glint in its eye, brandishing something that looks a bit like a marrow.
There was an old spanko from Uganda
Who had is ass raped by a Panda
A total surprise
Brought tears to his eyes
Now he’s spreading anty-spanking propaganda!
It’s just too good an opportunity to miss, should I do the “eats, shoots & leaves” gag…
OK then I won’t
Don’t you just love all these folk who think they are so “normal”
Sorry to keep posting on this thread but I’ve been laughing about this all afternoon. It’s like opening pandora’s box ;)
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
‘Panda’
Panda Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look a Pander in the eye again without laughing.
You guys are all so creative!!! I’m sure that this person is surprised that their comment was a topic of discussion…or maybe very pleased! Who knows, but your responses are great!!!
Em
Hmmm….aren’t Panda’s known for small penises and short attention span leading to sex? Honestly, I would prefer a Grizzley Bear — something tall and fierce. Though I have never explored a Grizzley up close, I suspect that one would have the penis to do the job and enjoy every moment of it.
Oh man! Can I get this guys e-mail??? I’ve always wanted to try out panda sex! And the idea of being anally raped by a panda…..well, thats just HOT, I don’t care who you are.
K
You know, I tried to get an interview with the panda, but they said no, you can’t do that he’s a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. Hey, you’re making me look stupid! Get out here, Panda Jerk!
You gave me a fit of giggles. My mind usually goes places it shouldn’t…but I would have never thought to go there. Thanks for the smile and I’ll be sure to watch out for pandas with hard-ons.
S
LOL! Much better than the occasional “You’re disgusting” I get!
Spanking *AND* an ass-raping by a panda? I’d pay good money for that.
Why a panda? They’ve never done anything to me to deserve that sort of non-consensual conduct.
Its such an intriguing blend isn’t it. It hurts like hell, yet at the same time tickles!
“I’m thinkin’ that’s gonna be one busy panda….” It could even start a Pandemic!
Ass raped by a panda? Really, that’s the best he could come up with? I sorely disappointed. I mean, if some moron is going to berate me for my inclination to want/need a spanking, I’d like for him to at least get more original. Not that I would particularly enjoy being ass raped by anything, but why a panda? At any rate, that panda’s going to be one busy bear, and if you all don’t mind, I’d like to be last in line for that one.
~wanda
Amateur :)
Here is how you punish a spankophile:
1. Get them physically set up and emotionally prepared for a good spanking
2. Wind up for the first shot at them
3. Change your mind and send tehm home, without touching them in any way, shape, or form.
Thanks for this! I needed a laugh today and this was great! I’m sure he or she was trying to be oh so high and mighty and boy did he or she learn to not mess with a bunch of spankos!
Given a pandas apparent inability to breed (get it up), one can only assume that the commenter isn’t seriously hoping for us all to be raped by Pandas, and actually is just looking for some butt fucking fun, and thinks that by trying to offend us that we will gather on mass to force feed him bamboo, wear fur and spank him.
If he was really serious he would have suggested a giant rabbit, hung like a bear.
I love being a sick bastard! I’m so glad I found out about my kink early on in life, rather than spending my time thinking of silly things to say to people. silly boy!
I think I know where the panda ass rape idea comes from: in one of Simpsons episodes a panda has his way with Homer. :)
Not that this is a timely comment but….
This whole topic is sooooooo wrong. You do realize… Pandas aren’t bears. Not ursine in the slightest. Much more closely related to raccoons. weg.
Now… ass-raped by raccoons… that’s a comversation!!!
lol I just discovered this link and even though the last comment was 2 years ago I just had to laugh.
Ass raped by a panda. Ooooook.
As for being a sick bastard, well. I least I admit I’m here and posting. :) what was this guy looking up again to find his way here? :) I bet it was naughty naughty….