Jesus Spanks For Naughtiness

This is really Adele’s story and I feel guilty for “borrowing” it. But it’s too much fun not to share.

Seems she found one of those illustrated tracts for children explaining that (and this is a direct quote) “sometimes that’s why we get sick, because the Lord is spanking us for being naughty.”

O RLY?

Yes, really. There’s even a drawing:

jesus spanking a girl

Adele has the whole page I cropped this from.

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November 27th, 2007 | 3 Comments »

  1. Adele Haze commented on November 27th, 2007:

    Given that I got emailed that picture, I can hardly claim finder’s honours, but thank you very much for sensitive linking :)

  2. graywolf commented on November 29th, 2007:

    Isn’t it amazing that people will always blame the Lord for things that go wrong but will not give Him credit for things that go right?

  3. Philip Kemp commented on December 11th, 2007:

    So it seems that JC, when he spanks, takes down the jeans but not the panties. Perhaps to avoid tasteless jokes about the resurrection?

    Also, it’s interesting that he seems to be a southpaw. There was a fairly bad Bogart movie back in the 50s called The Left Hand of God, but I don’t think it involved anyone getting spanked – by JC or anybody else….

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