Be Careful What You Ask For
Apparently last week was the week for people to tell Monk to “bring it on!”
Considering that Monk’s blog was the first place I ever heard the phrase “Go big or go home”, I can only assume that these were people who seriously wanted it brought. As Monk says:
The first one, after saying that, ended up with tits so bruised they did not fit in back in her bra and an ass so crisscrossed with single tail welts she looked like a road map of Nebraska.
When I read this, I had a mental vision of her proudly showing off her welts and saying “That’s nothing! You should see the girl who asked him ‘Is that all you’ve got?'”
