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Google turns up the most amusing things.

It seems a UK fellow named Craig Murray attracted the following troll comment on his political blog:

Apparently you enjoy sex with a kilt on and like to smack womens arses while singing Scottish songs.

His response?

I am shocked. You mean there’s another way to have sex?

I can just hear it now, as if through the wall of a cheap hotel room:

I will build my love a bower {SMAK!}
Near yon clear as crystal fountain, {POW!}
And there on it I will place, {WHAK!}
All the flowers of the mountain, {WHAP!}
Will you go, lassie, go? {SMACK SMACK SMACK!}