Is That A Bottom?
There’s a new gallery of free embedded flash caning movie clips available from Lupus Spanking. These are always relevant to our Spanking Blog interests:
But the promo text copy for this gallery made my eyebrows crawl up my forehead and begin migrating over the top of my scalp in most Dilbertian fashion. It says “HELPLESS GIRL GET HER BOTTOM CANED BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION.”
O’RLY?
My bottom-recognition-fu is strong. My skepticism about this claim is stronger. Red, her bottom certainly gets. Welted and bruised, sure. Not recognizable as a bottom? Nu-huh. I’m calling “hyperbole” on that one.
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*snort* Oh, dear. I love the Lupus guys, but srsly…
To be fair, bad copywriting is an occupational hazard of the entire porn industry. There doesn’t appear to be anybody in the industry who can consistently and accurately churn out sensible, reasonable, honest, and attractive short prose summaries of porn products. I’d say there was an opportunity there, but frankly I’ve never seen any evidence that anybody in the industry puts any particular value on the skill, either, or is bothered by the lack of it.
For me, Lupus spanking movies, and videos, are superb. There depiction of naughty females being caned, and humilated are one of a kind, beautiful. Spanking, and especially caning a naughty woman should be treated as fine art, and Lupus is its Rembrandt’