An Elder’s Monologue On How To Assume The Position
“What are you supposed to do? My goodness, how about you just do it? Do you love and respect that man? Would you do anything for him? Have you done fucked up? Again? Maybe one too many times? Did he pull out his big angry voice and tell you to wait for him to get home, meet him in in the bedroom, and assume the damn position? Oh, honey, that’s actually good news. That’s fixable! You better wiggle that big juicy butt of yours in there, and for once in your life, you try doing’ what you’re fuckin’ told!”
“What nonsense are you prattling now? You’re too big, you say? That man loves every jiggly curve you got! You say you don’t know what he wants, and you’re scared? What are you scared of? He gonna spank you? Probably, and you deserve it. You’re worried he’s finally gonna fuck your tight hole, the one you been refusing him ever since the day you married him? You better damn hope he is! You say you don’t know how to act? Hell, yes you do!”
“Here’s exactly what you do. You get your nails done up pretty and you shave yourself all nice and smooth and you put on your best pair of stockings and you shove your face down into the sheets when he tells you to and you stick your ass up high when he tells you to and you reach back there and you spread your ass cheeks as wide as they will go. Then you sit tight, keep your mouth shut, and, you guessed it, do what the fuck he tells you! If you do talk, butter won’t melt in your mouth, and the word “Sir” better come out of it every time. This ain’t rocket science, honey. Angry men are the easiest thing in the world to fix, if you don’t let your pride get in the way. Now get after it!”
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