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Spank Me, Teach Me
I’m known some submissives with a mild humiliation kink who would absolutely love to wear an embroidered patch like this in kink-friendly situations:
It says “Spank me, it’s the only way I learn.”
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Custom Pillory
In my considered opinion, every home needs a custom pillory like this. How sturdy and convenient!
Found on a tumblr long ago.
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From The Kinky Library Of Wolfgang Burgmer
I don’t know who Wolfgang Burgmer may have been, but if the kinky ex libris bookplates he commissioned are any guide, I would have enjoyed spending time in his library, or, for that matter, with his whip-happy sapphic-comfortable ex-girlfriends:
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Simple Punishment: Rubber Band Pussy Spanking
Not all punishments need to be elaborate. She’ll remember this one. She’ll promise to do better. Especially if the rubber band strikes repeatedly in that same spot until her pleadings and promises flow freely:
I don’t have a source for the .gif.
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Valentine’s Dungeon Date Night: Spanking, Blowjob, Bondage Sex
Many people like their candy and flowers on Valentine’s Day. Blowjobs? Almost as routine (although in vanilla couplings, nobody’s usually on their knees while buckled up tight in leather bondage straps.) As for dungeon spankings and doggystyle bondage sex, such celebratory traditions may not be quite so ubiquitous, but true fans would be loathe to give them up. May your holiday be as kinky as you like it!
Photos are from this shoot at Kink.com. Perhaps this is also a good time to remind you of their half-price “Be Mine” Valentine’s Day sale:
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An Elder’s Monologue On How To Assume The Position
How many times has a wife in a moment of confusion and distress about her marriage, turned to an older and wiser female relative, only to hear some unexpectedly stern advice about how to fix things with her dominant man when she’s strayed far from the path of marital harmony?
“You’re asking me what are you supposed to do? My goodness, how about you just do what he told you? Do you love and respect that man? Would you do anything for him? Have you done fucked up? Again? Maybe one too many times? Did he pull out his big angry voice and tell you to wait for him to get home, meet him in in the bedroom, and assume the damn position? Oh, honey, that’s actually good news. That’s fixable! You better wiggle that big juicy butt of yours in there, and for once in your life, you try doing’ what you’re fuckin’ told!”
“What nonsense are you prattling now? You’re too big, you say? That man loves every jiggly curve you got! You say you don’t know what he wants, and you’re scared? What are you scared of? He gonna spank you? Probably, and you deserve it. You’re worried he’s finally gonna fuck your tight hole, the one you been refusing him ever since the day you married him? You better damn hope he is! You say you don’t know how to act? Hell, yes you do!”
“Here’s exactly what you do. You get your nails done up pretty and you shave yourself all nice and smooth and you put on your best pair of stockings and you shove your face down into the sheets when he tells you to and you stick your ass up high when he tells you to and you reach back there and you spread your ass cheeks as wide as they will go. Then you sit tight, keep your mouth shut, and, you guessed it, do what the fuck he tells you! If you do talk, butter won’t melt in your mouth, and the word “Sir” better come out of it every time. This ain’t rocket science, honey. Angry men are the easiest thing in the world to fix, if you don’t let your pride get in the way. Now get after it!”
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