Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

My relationship with Bethie has always been much more of a lighthearted BDSM frolic than a serious domestic discipline situation, but we’ve definitely borrowed domestic discipline tropes when it suited us. Many years ago I got “almost gleeful” about caning her ass when she ran our shared vehicle completely out of fuel, after she’d ignored many fruitless nags about not running it below a quarter of a tank. And you know what? That hasn’t been a problem between us ever again.

Recently I’ve been reading a lot of BDSM fiction, including several domestic discipline novels where the spouses involved got a whole lot more Tarzan-and-Jane about their marital roles than would ever work for me. This whole preface is about me explaining that I’m not an evangelist for domestic discipline, but I do understand its appeal and I do think there are categories of marital strife that it’s super-efficient at resolving. This little video snippet of a wife who ran the family ride dead dry and is now laughing at her spouse’s frustration about it for the whole internet to enjoy? It makes my spanking hand twitch, and I cannot lie about that. That man’s blood pressure would be so much lower if he just took six breaths, and smiled, and said “Honey, we’ll talk about this tonight after the kids go to bed.”

I am not providing a link for several reasons, including that the video source is ephemeral anyway, and that people following such a link and leaving comments there could stir up drama with the people in the video and hurt their feelings, which I don’t want.

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If you get a big enough rubber band, you can give your bestie a super-memorable spanking:

And… surprise! She might even like it.

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This photo of the aftermath of a Girls Boarding School leather belt-whuppin’ punishment looks to be from the same shoot as these:

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TikTok has a lot of so-called “couples humor” videos that I don’t find very funny. Call me old-fashioned, but when two people are playing house together, whether blessed by the formal state of matrimony or not, I feel as if their first obligation is to be partners to one another, which to me means loyalty above all. Painful pranks, it seems to me, breach that duty of loyalty, especially when reaching out to one another for closeness and affection. So this? Structurally funny, but not emotionally funny:

If I ever got a cruel surprise like that while trying to snuggle, I can’t say what I’d actually do, but I know my impulse would be to take that zapper paddle away and reenact this scene (minus the degrading body writing) from an old Tumblr .gif:

Am I a grumpy old meanie? Probably…

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I don’t think it’s possible to be a ballet teacher without a heft dose of sadism, so I very much doubt this is the first time these four dancers have found themselves on their knees at the bar, deprived of their tights, with their bare bottoms and shaved pussies on humiliating display as they await a painful punishment for their manifest failure to have kept up with their exercises over the long weekend:

Do we suppose that these dance students keep themselves shaved in general for the convenience of their tight costuming, or are they required to do so by this particular cruel instructor because a public display is so often required as part of their pedagogical penalties?

Via Kinky Delight.

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With staffing levels expected to be at record low levels on public lands all over the United States this summer, opportunities may abound for public nudity and kinky shenanigans. Of course this is never a safe idea and Spanking Blog cannot recommend it. Nonetheless, during a previous government shutdown the following photo came to me with an unverifiable story about wifely mischief and domestic discipline:

As the story went, our bare-assed heroine had a bit too much wine the night before and in her drunken brattiness, she attracted unwelcome attention to their campsite. So they packed up at first light and, finding themselves at the recreation area exit at a moment when no traffic was in site from one dune top to the next, our hungover and somewhat penitent brat was instructed to bare her ass for a quick public spanking with the imminent (if unlikely) risk of observation by arriving or departing traffic. A memorable punishment, we hope!

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The blend of exhilaration, fear, pain, and joy when this blonde woman tests her bug zapper paddle the hard way — and finds out that electroshock hurts, but somehow it’s fun — is a pure delight to behold.

I love how the male voice offscreen tells her to “make sure it’s on low” and it turns out to not be on low.

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