Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

As we come up fast on the Christmas holiday celebrating (in theory) the birth of Jesus, you might readily wonder what excuse the Prince of Peace has for turning up on a spanking blog. But it turns out that when he famously lost his cool with moneylenders in the temples, his furious reaction involved (at least in the subsequent popular imagination of Christians, as seen in their illuminated manuscripts) a whole lot of whip-swinging and flogger-whacking:

These all came from a twitter thread I saw yesterday, but when I returned to my bookmark to get the manuscript citations and give a credit, the thread had been deleted. Whoops!

See Also:

• The Bitter Withy: A Spanking For Boy Jesus
• The Wisdom Of Chastisement: A Verse
• A Lecture And A Punishment
• Jesus Spanks For Naughtiness
• The Most Infamous Whipping
• Political Spanking Cartoon With Jesus Watching
• Bible Spanking

Does anybody else think that this from Bondage Blog looks like a setup for some serious breast whipping? Because to me, it looks like a genuine titty-whipping theatre.

See Also:

• Breast-Whipped Captive
• These Breasts Are For Spanking
• Tit Spanking For Firmer Erections
• Breasts: The Reddening
• Breast Flogging
• Let The Breast Whipping Commence!
• Breast And Pussy Spanking

Here are a couple of painful-looking whipping .gifs that I found while looking at old broken tumblrs recently:

Belt Whipping On All Fours, Lots Of Welts

Suspended In Chains, Whipped Without Mercy

See Also:

• Riding Crop Makes Her Pussy Leap
• Ruler Spanking Her Tits
• The Whip And The Apple

What did she do! There aren’t any hints in this artwork by Mitch & Stacey. Not sure if it’s a bath brush or a hairbrush that’s turning her ass that flaming red color, but she’s sure gonna have a sore bottom for awhile:

See Also:

• Exposed And Spanked Red
• Bath Brushed
• Brandi's OTK Bedroom Spanking
• Bedroom Spanking, With The Belt
• Punished For Smoking

Her physical discipline is complete. But her master insists that she display her punished bottom throughout his work day, as he does his business with a seemingly-endless stream of visitors. The only mercy is that she doesn’t have to show her face as they ogle her nakedness:

Artwork is by Ani.

See Also:

• Displaying Her Red Bottom
• After Punishment
• Post-Caning Humiliation

A very long time ago, I posted about a fellow named Mike who had compiled a small gallery of advertising cards for BDSM escorts in London. At the time, I only posted one of Mike’s delightful cards.

Well, since 2004 this entire genre of risque advertising art has nearly been forgotten. The cards themselves were utterly disposable. They were published cheaply, usually with art borrowed from porn magazines, and were designed to be left or pasted up in phone booths and similar public places. Few people thought they were worth saving! So, now that Mike’s site has been off the web for a long time, I think it’s both fair and desirable to post some more from his collection.

I hope you think these are worth saving!

See Also:

• Spanking "Tart Cards" In '93
• More Phone Box Spanking Art
• Phone Box Spanking Art

Meet Lars, the Scandahoovian husband who has marital problems. Spanking his wife is turning out not to be the obvious solution he thought it was:

This cartoon and joke are from the February 1930 Captain Billy’s Whiz Bang pulp magazine. The joke is actually fairly cute, but I don’t enjoy the attempts to capture non-standard speech in non-standard spelling that we always see in very old/stale ethnic jokes. So here’s the joke transcribed into more standard English:

Lars Fingerson was having trouble with his wife. He went to see Deacon Miller.

“Deacon”, he said, “I think I got to get a divorce from Gonver. She’s been acting like a young kid. She got sore at me; she’s throwing things around and making faces at me. I got to have a divorce.”

“Oh, Lars,” said the deacon, “I wouldn’t do that. Why don’t you treat her as you would a kid? If she doesn’t behave, turn her over and give her a good spanking.””

“Ah, deacon,” Lars wept. “That’s no good. I tried that, but every time I get her on my lap to give her a good licking, I ain’t mad no more!”