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Back in 2012 or so, Assume The Position released a wonderful punishment shoot starring Casey Calvert and Christy Cutie as naughty sisters who got caught sneaking in late. Spanking obviously having failed to work in the past on these two incorrigible hellions, they instead received a hard paddling and a very memorable figging:
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So I have this whimsical theory. Some might even call it a cockamamie theory. It goes like this: women with really big tits need a lot more spankings, canings, whippings, and other punishments than women with more normal breast endowments.
Can I prove this theory? No. It’s purely a subjective notion anyway. I can’t even define my terms in any rigorous scientific terms. But I know what I mean, and perhaps, so do you. If you prefer to call it a bunch of bullshit? Well, I won’t argue with you.
If it’s true, what’s the reason for it? I actually have a pair of sub-theories to explain it: one is the “competitive advantage” theory, and the other is the “fed up with our shit” theory.
The competitive advantage theory goes like this: in the great competition between and among men and women to find desirable mates and woo them, women with huge tits have certain obvious advantages. It gives them a competitive edge. Men’s eyes are drawn to them, and men they want, they can more easily get. This in turn engenders a bit of arrogance; such women aren’t as motivated to be pleasant to the people around them. This can cause a bit of a personality problem which, as all Spanking Blog readers understand, is easily remedied by means of frequent and vigorous corporal corrections.
The other theory has it that women with massive mounds of tit-flesh are just a lot more likely to act generally bitchy because they are, with no little justice, entirely fed up with our male shit. From puberty they’ve been stared at, groped, catcalled, and pursued more for the content of their bras than for their personality, wit, or desirable humanity. Understandably, it gets old.
You might, in your compassion, argue that punishing women for what amounts to reactive irritability is hardly fair. And indeed, it is not. But what’s fairness got to do with it? To a man with a spanking fetish, every behavior deficit is an opportunity for an entertaining corporal correction, no matter how little justice might lie behind it. If you’ve got such a woman in your life, why should you suffer for the sins of all the men she knew before you? Especially when you have the means at hand (your canes, your paddles, her consent) to improve the situation?
If one were an idle millionaire, it might be fun to conduct an intimate survey of hundreds of big-breasted women. One might even go on a huge tits webcam site and become known as a ridiculously-generous tipper whose eccentric fetish questions are well worth engaging. It would be fun to find out about their spanking histories, and why the ones who have consented to many spankings think they wanted, needed, deserved, or enjoyed them.
Would it be science? No. Not even good sociology. But it might be interesting!
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The man was walking, alone with his little dog, at the back of a huge abandoned industrial site that was busily reverting to forest. Then he found… this!
“Well, would you look at that,” he muttered to his dog. “Some generous fellow must been unhappy with his butt slut. So he switched her ass and left her here, as a present for the next guy to come along. And I’m the lucky guy who came along! First things first: I’ll cut another switch…”
Image source unknown.
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This panties-down schoolroom paddling scene is from the defunct site Bad Tushy:
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First he made her kneel up, then he pressed her face into the bedding. Finally he took down her panties, and the spanking could begin! She’ll regret sassing him before he’s done… long before!
From Real Life Spankings.
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The punishment parlor had within it a clever table, fixed with chains and attachment points all about and of the perfect height for bending over it a sullen girl. After a thorough chastisement, she finds herself perfectly positioned for the master to collect his due pleasures, as compensation for his weary efforts at correction:
Artwork is by Formant.
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Her tawse punishment has already reddened her bottom, and now it’s moving down her thighs. No wonder she keeps going up on her toes!
Possibly from Girls Boarding School.
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