Spanking Novel Vocabulary Fail

In the domestic discipline novel “Luke’s Rogue Bride” by Rayanna Jamison, there’s a hilarious failure of vocabulary:

Unafraid, she carefully bent prostate over the bed, positioning her hips over the wide pillows so that her bottom stuck up in the air level with Luke’s waist. She grabbed the pillow that was for her head and wrapped her arms around it tightly, rather than burying her face in it as she might have any other day.

Of course “prostate” is a common if usually hilarious typo for “prostrate”, but in this case, even if we do the charitable correction on the fly as we read, it still doesn’t work. Prostrate means to lay facedown and flat; you cannot be bent over a bed, or over pillows, or have your bottom “stuck up in the air”. This is almost as much fun as the authors who don’t know the difference between “prone” and “supine”.

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An Irving Klaw Whip Mistress

It’s amazing how much of this “clean” fully-clothed fetish porn Irving Klaw sold by mail order, back in the day. This whip mistress just is one of oh-so-very many:

irving klaw photo jj-24 featuring a whip mistress femdom dominatrix in lingerie and throwing a whip

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Two Spanking Couples

Last month ErosBlog posted this 1909 illustration from a French erotic novel, speculating that it might depict two husbands remonstrating with their wives over “unspecified wife shenanigans”:

vintage spanking illustration of two women being spanked thru split bloomers

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Orgy Spanking

I don’t know much about the BDSM orgy that Kink.com filmed for this shoot, but the spanking bench is a fine piece of dungeon furniture and the oak spanking stick (just that much thicker and narrower than a yardstick) looks tailor-made for getting a spankee’s full and complete attention:

woman kneeling at a spanking bench during a BDSM orgy

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He Likes ‘Em Frisky

In To Tame A Countess by Annabel Joseph, the male love interest, who approves of a good figging, has just declined an invitation to a certain bawdy house. We learn his private thoughts about the place:

He’d been to that flagellation parlor before, and it wasn’t a great establishment. The women all seemed rather overused. He liked his whores like he liked his horses — fresh and frisky, with a piece of ginger in their arse.

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Caught Viewing Porn In Geography Class

Sneaking porn magazines into class? Yeah, that’s a caning:

vintage porn scenes of a classroom where a cute female student is caned after being caught looking at clandestine blowjob porn

Of course everyone here wants to see the two actual caning panels in greater detail, so:

bent over her school desk for a caning

panties down for a schoolroom caning

From a classroom orgy scenario in Color Climax #29 (1970).

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Losing The Spanking Lottery

I’m pretty sure that if such a thing happened to me, I’d swiftly announce a change in the rules:

otk spanking leads to frustration after the panty scratchoff did not reveal a prize

This is an Oglaf web comic titled The Jackpot. As with many web comics, this one has a written extra punchline on mouseover; it says “Your chances of getting lucky are less than one in a million.”

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