Dedicated to my husband, who has no trouble whatsoever ignoring some “Honey Do” lists and yet paid surprisingly close attention to Saturday’s Itinerary.
Men. Go figure.
Author’s Note:
Every now and then I sit down at my computer to work on a story I can get paid for, and come up with something totally useless. Saturday’s Itinerary was one of them. It was going to be a story, but then after writing the itinerary, I realized anything else would have detracted. So, I left it alone. I also printed it out and stuck it to the fridge for my hubby’s weekend “Honey Do” list.
Okay, so maybe it wasn’t totally useless after all.
Saturday’s Itinerary
9:00 am
Wake Up
Go to the Bathroom
Make Coffee
9:15 am
Drink Coffee
9:30 am
Spank Wife
Tell Her to Start Breakfast
Have Another Cup of Coffee
10:00 am
Eat Breakfast
Thank Wife With a Good Spanking
10:15 am
Have Another Cup of Coffee
10:30 am
Gather Tools/Start Installing Ice Maker
11:00 am
Take a Break to Spank Wife
11:15 am
Back to Work on the Ice Maker
11:30 am
Go to Jerry’s for Supplies
But First, Spank Wife
12:30 pm
Back from Jerry’s
Have Lunch
Wife’s Been Lippy This Week, Better Spank Some More
1:00 pm
Back to Work on the Ice Maker
2:00 pm
Break to Really Spank the Heck Out of Wife
Cuddle and Talk on the Couch
3:00 pm
Adjourn to Bedroom
4:00 pm
Mow the Yard
Better Spank Wife First
4:30 pm
Have a Beer
Work on Project of Choice
5:30 pm
Don’t Think Wife’s Had Enough Yet
Spank Soundly
5:45 pm
If Wife is Still Sitting, Pull Out Paddle
Bare Bottom and Blister
6:00 pm
Hold Wife
6:30 pm
Take Wife Out to Dinner
Watch Wife Squirming Gingerly
Enjoy Sight
7:30 pm
Rent Movie
Cuddle on Couch to Watch
9:30 pm
Get Ready for Bed
Last Chance to Spank Wife, Better Make it a Good One
10:00 pm
Sleep
Repeat on Sunday