Cheeky Brat Wants A Police Caning

Let’s see what pinup model Marie Provost did, shall we? It appears she “borrowed” her sugar-daddy’s Jaguar convertible without permission, then persuaded her girlfriend to put on a fancy hat and pretend to be her chauffeur. Next she took off her bra and tied it to the radio antenna (or, since this seems to be a British fantasy, the aerial?) Then they went speeding through the countryside with both tops down, somehow flashing an entire busload of nuns in the process. Finally, when pulled over, she pulled down her panties, mooned the arresting officer, and stuck out her tongue at him. Seriously? Seriously:

bent over brat sticking her tongue out at the cops

Can you say “brat”, gentlemen? Yeah, I knew you could.

From the Summer 1965 issue of Satana magazine.

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More Whip-Happy Nazis

Scheisse, did I really find more whip-happy Nazis? Sad to say, I did. They used to be all over the pulpy men’s magazines! These ones were on the cover of the February 1970 issue of New Man magazine:

shirtless man with a nazi belt buckle whips a chained blonde wearing a tattered yellow dress

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He Didn’t, But I Will

Stirling Cooper, who bills himself as a sex coach for men, has this to say about a well-delivered indirect spanking threat:

Something I’ve used for a long time when I’m getting some kind of banter from a woman. She’s testing me, she’s throwing out little jabs. She’s throwing me some shit my way, like a flirt or a tease or something like this.

One of my favorite go-to lines has always been “Clearly, your last boyfriend didn’t spank you.” That always seems to go down extremely well.

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An Authentic Spanking Blowjob

Blowjobs and spankings go very well together, but usually the blowjob comes before (in an attempt to reduce the severity of punishment) or after (in an attempt to demonstrate the sincerest contrition). Actually spanking someone while your cock is in their mouth is surely a power move, but it depends for its success upon a great deal of trust in the spankee/sucker — not only in their submissive goodwill but also in their physical self-control. And thus, it’s rarely seen. But “rarely” is not the same as “never”:

spanking blowjob

This photo shows us Mickey Mod spanking Trina Weena while his cock is in Trina’s mouth, in the shoot Wet For Worship at Collective Corruption.

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Sarah Silverman Talks Spanking With David Letterman

Back in 2010 I posted about this spanking conversation Sarah Silverman had with David Letterman, but in those days it wasn’t as easy (and I didn’t know how) to find, process, and publish short videos. I’m slow, but I do learn:

Transcript:

I go to go into the shower, and I hear my mother scream “Sarah, what is that?”

And I look in the mirror behind me, and I noticed that on my tushy is a bruise. The exact shape of a hand. A human hand. And I was able to just say “I am sleeping with a man that spanks me. It might be that.”

Mom was like, “Well, did it hurt?” And I was like, “You know what, mom? I’m usually so high…”

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Drop Those Panties For Your Paddling

Humiliation and degradation is not my BDSM kink, so I would never call someone a “useless sex toy”, unless, I suppose, they had requested it very politely. But Useless Sex Toy is indeed the title of the shoot at Kink.com whence came these photos of panties coming down for a paddling with a well-used leather paddle:

panties down and bent over for her leather paddle punishment

spanked hard with a big black well-worn leather paddle

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Rock Beats Scissors, Cane Beats Ass

I love these “we’re bored so we’re gonna gamble for who gets the hardest cane stroke we can deliver” videos:

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