Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

There used to be a trope in American culture and humor about a young man who gets set up for his first sexual experience by an older relative who takes him to a brothel and pays a sex worker to help him “lose his virginity.” There were in particular endless dirty jokes on this theme, riffing off the extreme contrast between sexual inexperience and its opposite, when these would collide in that proverbial little room with a busy bed. The punchline of a lot of these jokes would often be some jocular tidbit of crass sex advice, often wrong, bad, or unhelpful.

What do those old sex jokes have to do with spanking and caning porn? I’ll tell you: When I saw the beautiful photo below, featuring vivid cane marks pointing directly at our punished model’s ready pussy and ever-so-slightly-gaped anus, I was reminded of those old jokes. In particular, I imagined the lovely tableau as the setting for one of those old jokes. “Just follow the lines, son, and you’ll figure it out quick enough!”

Photo is from a BDSM sex shoot at Kink Prime that we explored in more detail earlier in the month.

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A lot of BDSM porn treats a cane or a whip or a paddle as a visual accessory. It’s present in the scene, and the model may have consented to get smacked with it, but for the director and the male talent it’s just a prop. It will get used briefly, or gently, or both. At most, a few light smacks to remind the model she’s supposed to writhe and whimper.

And that’s how this scene from Kink Prime seems to be starting out, at first. It’s set up as a very serious and rather intense bondage and anal sex scene, with a second dom standing over it, brandishing a cane for color and atmosphere. You might be forgiven for assuming that, as usual, the cane will be used to tap her breasts and belly a few times to remind her to squirm. You might indeed assume all that, but if you did, you would be oh-so-very wrong:

Who invited a sadist, and who handed him a cane? Who, indeed? The next time we see our well-striped heroine, her gag is off, but she’s not objecting. Indeed, she seems rather lost in the sensations of this whole “helpless bondage anal fuck-party” event. If “a sincere sadist with a whippy yellow cane” wasn’t already on her list of erotic triggers before this shoot, he’s surely on the list now!

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Those electric zapper paddles they used to sell as novelty mosquito killers had a lengthy vogue as kinky sex toys before the design was made “safer” and much less fun for kinksters:

These photos capture Adriana Chechik near the start of her porn career, doing a famous live show for Electrosluts (a Kink Prime channel) that featured her squirting out multiple fear-orgasms while being cattle-prodded. I guess she likes electricity and/or pain!

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Lola’s already well-whipped when we join this rough sex party in progress. But now she’s about to get a good solid ass-bruising with a wooden paddle:

Oh, yeah, she’s definitely feeling those marks!

Fortunately, Lola doesn’t have much chance to dwell on her sore bottom before this raunchy evening’s main event starts:

Photos are from All She Can Handle from Kink Prime.

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In The Disobedient Submissive from Kink Unlimited, Syren de Mer gets a helpless bondage pussy whipping:

Her cunt flogging, it turns out, is in the nature of foreplay before the anal sex, but it’s unclear how much obedience is required from her at any point in these risque proceedings. That steel bondage yoke looks quite incapacitating:

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There’s presently a Kink Unlimited summer sale going on (with discounts up to 60% when you join) but I don’t know how long it will last. The fancy graphics below the photos are in honor of that. These pics are from the Keira Croft: Fucked And Punished In Bondage shoot but honestly, Keira mostly seems to be enjoying herself. I have no doubt she’s naughty enough to justify some punishment, though:

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It’s the 4th of July long weekend! And for lots of us here in the USA, that means it’s time to head out into nature. Fresh air, sunshine, cool running water, campfires, hot dogs… and, yes, as much kinky sex as you can get away with!

I think there’s even a law — heck, what do I know, it might even be in the Constitution — that makes it mandatory to cut and use a nice whippy spanking switch when you go kinky camping. I mean, it’s not like you aren’t cutting green sticks for marshmallow-toasting and hot dog roasting anyway, so why not toast some buns while you’re at it? If you know what I mean, and I know you do:

These photos are courtesy of Kink Unlimited, which is presently running its summer-blowout 60%-off sale through the long weekend. (Hence the special banners — it’s not Independence Day without banners and bunting!) Pics were originally shot for Hogtied.

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