When Rachel got in trouble with the stern disciplinarians at Real Spankings, her blue jeans came right down. And that’s when she realized that her sexy little black thong wasn’t going to offer much protection. It doesn’t do any more to ease the pain of a spanking than it does to protect her modesty!
There used to be a trope in American culture and humor about a young man who gets set up for his first sexual experience by an older relative who takes him to a brothel and pays a sex worker to help him “lose his virginity.” There were in particular endless dirty jokes on this theme, riffing off the extreme contrast between sexual inexperience and its opposite, when these would collide in that proverbial little room with a busy bed. The punchline of a lot of these jokes would often be some jocular tidbit of crass sex advice, often wrong, bad, or unhelpful.
What do those old sex jokes have to do with spanking and caning porn? I’ll tell you: When I saw the beautiful photo below, featuring vivid cane marks pointing directly at our punished model’s ready pussy and ever-so-slightly-gaped anus, I was reminded of those old jokes. In particular, I imagined the lovely tableau as the setting for one of those old jokes. “Just follow the lines, son, and you’ll figure it out quick enough!”
The little bandage on Stevie Rose’s butt makes this caning shoot at Assume The Position just excessively cute.
Poor Stevie. I imagine she still has a very old-fashioned doctor who continues to insist that all of her injections have to go straight into her gluteus maximus. She’s thought about replacing the old pervert, but he’s a dear friend of the family, he’s about eighty years old, and anyway she enjoys letting him think he’s getting away with something. Let him have his thrills, what harm does it do?
It felt like the hardest spanking she’d ever had. Her disciplinarian told her “next time it will be twice as hard” but surely he was bluffing? She was certain her bottom must be covered with welts and bruises. A harder spanking must be impossible. But, to her dismay, no! Just a nice uniform red blush:
Younger rebellious smokers never seem to understand how easily cigarette smoke passes under doors, through cracks in walls, and throughout an old house. The privacy of the toilet won’t protect them from the righteous wrath of the disciplinarians who are anxious to deter them from a life of stank and respiratory misery:
In this recent update from Assume The Position, Rachel Adams is in trouble for not using suntan lotion, and thus for carelessly getting sunburned while trying to fix her tan lines. A brisk whacking with a wooden paddle over her tiny shorts will soon teach her that vanity is no substitute for healthy skin!
He told Stevie to make her bed (neatly!) and lay herself down upon it. No panties. You know the position, girl. Go get into it:
He’s still just measuring the first stroke with his belt, but from his tone of voice, she’s convinced this is going to be a long hard punishment. The prank with the soap in his coffee? Suddenly it doesn’t seem so funny.