Please Do Not Bite The Paddles

I found this admonition on Honey’s blog, and although context offered there is limited, who among us doesn’t know a mouthy sub who likes to bite things? Sometimes a gentle reminder is needed that these are fine leather goods procured at considerable expense for her smacking pleasure:

leather spanking implements with a sticky note reminding not to bite them

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Bettie Page Gives A Hand Spanking

The mild hand spanking that Bettie Page is giving a fetish model here seems oddly uncalibrated to the fairly high fetish level (rubber, lingerie, boots, bondage) on display in this vintage kink photo:

irving klaw photo of betty page giving a hand spanking to a bound fetish model

This one actually is from Irving Klaw.

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Wooden Dowel Vintage Spanking

I have a bad habit of tentatively attributing way too many of these old vintage black-and-white fetish photos to the legendary photographer and kinky porn monger Irving Klaw. Many of them are probably from other sources, but if nothing else, “Klaw” is a good keyword to use when checking to see if I’ve published them before:

three views of a vintage blonde in fancy lingerie spanking a brunette, also in fancy undies, with a wooden dowel

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Labia Zapper Paddle

As if the electric zapper paddle were not a sufficiently cruel BDSM toy, the refinement of adding dangling stainless steel electrically-conductive clothespins so that the shock can be brought in where the paddle won’t reach? That, my friends, is genius-level evil:

wired pussy zapper paddle and clothespins

Photo is from back in the day at Wired Pussy, now available via Kink.com.

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Do You Obey Your Husband?

Spanking Blog doesn’t often touch on serious questions of marital harmony, all the spousal spanking content you can find on here notwithstanding. But, if you’re even a little bit interested in “traditional” relationships, this POV on obeying your husband may be of interest:

Found it on TikTok but it was from one of those AI-automated video ripper accounts so I don’t have the original credit.

She says:

A woman will say “I don’t wanna obey my husband.” And that same woman will go to her job and her boss tells her he wants something done by Monday.

She’ll say, yes, sir.

She goes home. The trash people say, put your trash out on Tuesday.

She’ll say, yes, sir.

She’ll go to the hospital, the doctor tells her, take these pills.

She’ll say, yes, sir.

But the man that loves her and wants to provide and protect for her, she has a problem obeying him?

That’s why you’re single!

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A Swat For A Brat

Sometimes, one good swat is all it takes to get a blonde brat’s attention. Especially when you follow it up with a strong hand wrapped firmly and lovingly around her throat:

spanking a bratty blonde

squeezing her neck to get her attention

Photos feature Millie Morgan in Millie Gets Manhandled, from Kink.com.

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He Made Her Spread ‘Em

It is a truth universally acknowledged that both the pain and the humiliation of a spanking are increased when your punished princess is required to spread her legs absolutely as wide as they will go. It also opens up the option for a couple of excruciating vertical tawse stripes right in between her cheeks if she misbehaves during the spanking:

spread cheeks for a humiliating spanking

Photo is from Real Spankings.

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