Going Outside And Hooking Up For Kinky Sex
You don’t have to hang out with a lot of kinky people for very long before you start hearing them say shit like “Vanilla people have it easy. They can just go on a dating site or a sex hookup app and find love (or at least good clean honest friendly requited lust) by swiping sideways a few times.” That may be a slight exaggeration; my vanilla friends tell me “the odds are good but the goods are odd.” Nonetheless, there’s more than a grain of truth in it. It does take some extra effort for kinky people to get together and hook up, because we’ve got to match proclivities as well as finding sexual chemistry with someone whose company we also enjoy.
That said, the online sites (and increasingly, these days, the apps) are still the best thing that ever happened to kinky sex-finding. Because they break down geography and bring us together. In the old days, being kinky in a small town was the worst. It was the pits, I tell you. You basically just had to move, if you wanted to meet someone who was kinky in all the ways that work for you.
But now — or at least, before the pandemic, and we hope after it once again soon — you can search online first, do some cyber-flirtatious screening, and then hook up with like-minded horny people within the entire radius of whatever local distance you’re happy to do meet-ups in. Even now, when cautious people may not be spending much quality in-person time with new friends, I know a few who are working their cyber game and planning an intense round of in-person flings just as soon as conditions allow.
Because I am a romantic, and because I have been cooped up for two years like so many other Americans, I have this fantasy that next summer we’ll see a rash of breathless press reports about strange kinky public sex trysts in wild public places. The tabloid-style outlets will run breathless stories about sex cults in the national parks, and try to raise a moral panic, interviewing Janet from Des Moines about how her two impressionable sons may have seen a lesbian with her panties down behind the public toilets at Old Faithful.
The truth will be much more mundane, but still fun to contemplate: horny people who found each other via dating apps, who flirted over chat, who had some hot kinky cybersex over Zoom, and who have been waiting for months to get out in the warm weather, to drive and meet up at a hotel near some natural wonder, and to fuck like bunnies, with breaks for restaurant meals and hikes in the great outdoors. Will there be, in everyone’s pent-up enthusiasms, the escape of some inappropriate public displays of kinky affection? I certainly do hope so!
Image credits, top to bottom: The forest bondage whipping mechanimation scene is by SourceSpankMaker. The spanking sex on a tropical beach is by UpsydeDown. The outdoor-spanked blonde bent over a plastic camp chair is by Kamitora. The public bondage whipping in a well-made picnic shelter is by Shiniez. The lesbian spankfest orgy by a secluded scenic pond is by Temon. And the all-dudes over-the-top pastoral belt-spanking orgy is by the iconic Tom Of Finland.
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