After a wintry Alaskan misadventure, these two chilly hotties are at risk of hypothermia so they fire up the steam sauna to get warm again. Here we see that it works almost too well!
In the next panel of this BDSM comic, the man whipping our unfortunate heroine remarks to his audience that “she is a dreadful screamer.” Gosh, I wonder why?
So I got an email from a correspondent I’ll refer to as Mister P. This may be typical internet wankery, but if it’s good wankery, do we even care?
Whatever. Mister P is obviously a fan of what we do here. He’s familiar with the venerable legacy of appreciation at Spanking Blog for the wooden spoon as a spanking implement. And he seems to share my previously-expressed skepticism about self-spanking, which often strikes me as fairly weak tea, spanking-fetish-wise. Furthermore he professes an enjoyment of the wooden spoon as a pussy spanking toy, which makes sense to me, although honestly I have not seen all that very much of this in my roundups of spanking porn over the years.
Apparently Mr. P found a fun and persuasive example of self-inflicted pussy spanking while he was making the rounds of the spanking cams recently. He writes:
Hail SpankBoss! Thank you for everything you do. Long time fan of your spanking blog.
Over the years I’ve enjoyed your many posts about wooden spoon spankings. I really like wooden spoons for spanking. They hit hard, they’re very precise, and they’re right there, in every kitchen. I especially enjoy using them for pussy spanking! There was this one girl I dated for a while who really got off on it, and she kinda programmed me to like it too.
I’ve seen you write about fetish camgirls in the past. Lately with in-person dating being complicated, I’ve spent a lot of time on various camsites. I can’t afford many private shows but I’ll tip some tokens to the girls that hustle in their public rooms. I like to look for submissive camgirls who really put their bodies on the line — nipple clamps, hot wax, anything that looks like it actually hurts. Yeah, I’m mean that way.
The other day I came across one really hard-core lady doing a masturbation show. She started out by spanking the hell out of her own pussy with my favorite, a wooden spoon! Not just a few tappy-taps, either. She would smack up and down her slit, and even on her clit! Her whole cunt got bright red, while she’d yelp and cry. If she’s not a real masochist, then she’s a real actress. Or maybe both? It was super fun to watch. Self-spanking is usually pretty boring for me, but this girl really sold it.
There was more from Mister P, but you get the idea.
The wooden-spoon pussy-spanking screenshots I’m using for art on this post didn’t come with the email. They’re from my directories of long-lost tumblr porn.
This vintage Dutch postcard seems to record the moment when a philandering husband, having made a work-related excuse, is caught by his wife while having drinks with another woman in a cafe. So now she’s beating his ass with her umbrella:
I have not seen The Law (aka Where The Hot Wind Blows) so I do know know if our heroine here actually gets whacked with those brandished leather straps. Certainly this lobby card is designed to make us apprehend that she’s in a bit of a painful pickle: