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I have never been one to accept the blonde propaganda. Blondes are more fun? Are you kidding me? The people who say that just haven’t met the right brunettes. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

But, having gotten that out of the way, the truth remains: blondes are rather a lot of fun indeed. Especially — since I am the most predictable man in the world — spanking them. What, did you think I was going to suddenly reveal that blondes are my favorite companions at tea ceremonies and dog shows? This ain’t that kind of blog, sheesh!

Blondes have always been popular in every genre of porn. Top porn sites anywhere you look will have lots of blondes doing every dirty thing you can imagine. And they’ve been popular in spanking porn since forever — in general and right here on Spanking Blog.

That said, everything tastes better with a big dash of hentai, don’t you think? I went looking for spanked hentai blondes on a couple of my favorite image boards, and I was not disappointed. At some point, you’d think I would have seen it all, but I guess they keep making hentai porn faster than I can search it out and look it at it all. This is, as you might imagine, a nice problem to have. Professional challenges should all be this much fun!

My favorite spanked blonde that I’ve found lately has got to be this girl with her ass just burning up from a vigorous birthday spanking. Usually you don’t need quite this much bondage on a birthday girl! A steel collar, a leash, a tightly-stuffed cloth gag to keep her complaining under control, and at least fifty feet of rope — it’s almost like her dom knew more than she did about just how vigorous this spanking was going to get:

The other one I particularly like is this blonde in the French maid outfit who is getting her ass absolutely tanned with a riding crop. Is she crying? Yes, she is crying! But her tears are absolutely outmatched by the sheer volume of the sticky mess she’s making on the floor with all the juices from her super-aroused pussy. It’s been a severe, perhaps overwhelming, spanking; but on a sensual level there’s no denying she has enjoyed every second of it.

Image credits, top to bottom: Winking blonde getting a sex spanking is by Drawfag. Crying blonde getting paddled over her husband’s knee is by Kamitora. The blonde getting a leather strapping in spreader bar bondage seems to be by a genuinely anonymous artist. The one with the long blonde hair who is clutching her sheets through her riding crop spanking is by Rururunasan; if you have a Pixiv login there’s a smiling pre-spanking view here. The ridiculously over-spanked birthday blonde is by Elijah Pink. And the super-aroused leaky French maid is by Taki Minashika.

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I don’t know how our naughty blonde here managed to piss off that Scotsman so thoroughly. Perhaps she’s a bratty American tourist who threw her lunch garbage in the loch and then gave the local man some lip when he told her to fish it back out again?

One thing I’m fairly certain of, though, is that this angry fellow not going to just let her go after giving her such a righteous switching. He’s a man among men, oh, yes, and his blood is up in more ways than one. Our sorry girl here is about to find out exactly what a Scotsman keeps under his kilt!

Artwork is by Gesperax.

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In any healthy marriage, a spouse sometimes needs guidance. Here’s Amelia Jane Rutherford receiving some rather emphatic guidance with the aid of a robust pine paddle:

Via Firm Hand Spanking.

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Sinn Sage proves in these photos that a stout leather strap is a great device to make any woman curl her toes. Many years ago Chelsea Pfeiffer wrote, on an unmaintained and now-broken blog at Spanking.com, that Sinn’s “very favorite thing is being strapped. She likes leather, I guess!”

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This OTK spanking photo appears to be from the promotional materials for the 1941 movie The Hard-Boiled Canary, featuring a sweet-voiced reform school girl who makes good in the music business. But apparently she still had some reform-school nonsense that needed resolving in the early parts of the movie:

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I feel like I’ve seen this lurid detail from the cover of the November 1965 issue of Real Men many times before. But, despite assiduous searching, I don’t find anywhere that I’ve ever posted it before:

The postage-stamp versions I had seen previously didn’t make it easy to see the whip welts arising on our helpless heroine’s arms and legs. So you might imagine I was pleased to come across a photo of the inside illustration spread (featuring the same artwork, larger, in black and white) even though the image is distorted by having been photographed with the magazine not fully open:

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If you were to choose for analysis any random dozen posts here on Spanking Blog, you might be forgiven for concluding that the sole and exclusive theme of the blog is male-dominant spanking play in service of the kinky sex lives of relentlessly cis-gendered heterosexual people. Some might call this narrow minded, but I see it as a valuable editorial focus. Valuable, yes, but not quite to the point of admitting no exceptions.

Thus, for example, there’s always been a bit of room for stuff like femdom political cartoons, malesub spanking art, entertaining ambiguities on the question of who spanks whom, and sheer polymorphous perversity just for the fun of it. And from it all I’ve learned something I did not necessarily understand back in 2003 when I started the blog: there are more fun ways to punish someone than by hurting them.

Sometimes pleasure is pain. Sometimes it’s just pleasure, but somebody else gets to decide when or if it stops. Sometimes this is fun. Sometimes it’s humiliating or unwelcome. Sometimes, it’s just what happens when she’s the dom and you are not.

Is this punishment? It can be! But your partner might just be reveling in the power you shared. Either way, fella, you can count on this: tonight, if you get everything all sticky — and you will! — you’re the one who’s gonna have to clean up the mess.

Moreover, just as M/f spanking isn’t the only fun kind of punishment in the world, toys that go “smack!” aren’t the only toys you can use for this kind of play. All you have to do is look at this Sohimi collection of sex toys for men and if you have any imagination at all, it doesn’t take long to think of a way to incorporate almost any of them into exquisitely pleasurable punishments or kinky couples play.

Pocket pussies? Sure! What, did you think She wanted to get Her hands dirty squeezing your junk? Cock rings, prostate milkers, male masturbators, they all have their moments. And those moments are sometimes all the more memorable for not being at your decision or under your control.

Art credits, top to bottom: Teased man trembling with arousal in a cage of cock rings is by Kamitora. The pair of dominas using a Tenga-type male masturbator to harvest condoms full of jizz from the trembling bound man are by Neriaisu. The fellow bound face-down and ass-up wearing a cock ring and an inserted prostate milker is by Yazva. The domme enjoying a face sitting session while some sort of powered stroker urges on her licking-slave is by Doskoinpo. The chained man getting jacked off relentlessly with a jelly-sleeve pocket pussy is by Destor777. And the manga dominatrix milking her dude’s cock and prostate is by Otochichi.