I’m an imaginative guy, but it’s hard for me to imagine what act of public indecency this unfortunate pilloried cowgirl might have committed that would be more indecent that the naked writhings she is about to commit under the lashes of that cruel knotted whip:
She’s pretty and cute and blonde. And her bottom is covered in old spanking bruises. But her cruel boyfriend slammed an energy drink and announced that he’s tired of her bullshit, and she’s got another long evening of punishment coming. There are seven serious-looking paddles and canes and straps lined up on the bed, and she’s been told to assume the position. What can she do?
All she can do is crawl up on the bed and kneel as instructed. But she’s not a stupid girl. She’s posing with her ass-cheeks spread and her butt-sphincter as relaxed as she can make it. She’s hoping her winking anus will give her boyfriend ideas, less painful than the punishment he has in mind.
Everybody knew that, in his time as a feckless prince, the new king had spent virtually all his time wenching, and tormenting women of low status in the cellars under the castle. But the old king his father always kept him on a bit of a leash. In those days, the prince always paid his victims in good gold and let them leave at dawn, even if perhaps they never dared say no outright. But now, the old man is gone, and the young king has taken to keeping whatever pretty maids catch his eye as virtual slaves in his bedchambers and pleasure dungeons. This one ran away, but she couldn’t outrun the royal cavalry. And now she’s being returned to face the despot’s terrible wrath:
The girls had slumber party permission, with the proviso that they stay out of the swimming pool. And then they got caught, in the forbidden pool, with no tops on. And that’s how it came to pass that instead of a slumber party, they were the unwilling guests (and star attractions!) at a topless poolside spanking party:
It is hard for me to imagine how any woman with a bottom this perfect could fail to have developed certain strategies for distracting her man from her most severe punishments. The welts say this caning was most exquisitely painful. Could she not have engineered an “oops, my panties fell off, it must be time for rough anal sex” way to wiggle out of most of that punishment?
Let’s face it: We customers and consumers of spanking porn are fussy. We’ve got a neatly defined fetish and each of us has a preferred set of kink signifiers we are looking for. Some of us want hand spankings only, panties up, no nudity. Some want paddles and canes, but never a whip! Some want specialty implements, like hairbrushes or wooden spoons. Some can’t bear to see a welt or a bruise. Others want real tears and serious pain/anguish. It doesn’t matter; we are united in our discontent with porn that gets spankings wrong. Usually this is mainstream (“vanilla”) hardcore porn that works in just a little bit of spanking. But it’s made by people who don’t share our fetish… and it shows!
Sometimes the errors are major. Whipping scenes are a mainstay of BDSM porn but they are not “spanking” and shouldn’t be keyworded as such. Since I myself am polymorphously perverse, we have lots of whipping content here at Spanking Blog. I like it. Spanking is only one of my kinks! But I know better than to call it spanking. A lot of porn producers, seemingly, do not.
Sometimes the problems are more subtle. For instance, a lot of mainstream porn stars are unfamiliar with BDSM in general or with spanking in particular. Maybe their mental model for it is the femdom work they’ve done? So they maintain that haughty/bitchy “porn star sneer” throughout the proceedings. They don’t know how to be playful or bratty or sorry or frantic or apologetic or contrite. Spanking is a game they simply don’t know how to play. Sticking your butt in the air and letting somebody slap it is… well, it’s fine, I don’t ever mind it… but it’s not a spanking if the vibes are all wrong.
All this can make shopping for spanking porn on mainstream porn sites a bit of an adventure, if not a quest. The porn is out there, no doubt. A lot of famous hardcore porn sites that aren’t focused 100% on kink include a fair amount of spanking content. Two at that link which Spanking Blog readers will surely recognize are House Of Taboo and Hustler. But if you don’t know how much vanilla porn will you have to watch, to find the kinky stuff you’re looking for? What helps with that: reviewers. Reading something like this Bang.com review will help you figure out pretty fast whether a particular porn site has what you’re looking for.
Your reward for looking outside the little family of spanking porn producers we all know and love is fresh faces, new-to-us bodies, and a whole different universe of settings, scenes, and stories. Going on a spanking porn research-quest can be frustrating, but it’s great when your searching pays off!